Wednesday 27 March 2013

Scared Shitless; Crapping yourself in Class




This blog shares a title with a new book, coming very soon on Kindle and Create Space, that will help you with this and much, much more. Classroom control of course; jobs, home and abroad; good schools and bad schools - where are they; your colleagues and how to treat them; decoding jargon; your health;  

Is this what you're seeing


When this is what you want to see
Never fear,
Help is here,
This little book,
Will give you a killer look!

Need to be brave?
Don’t rant and rave,
Just buy this little tome,
And you’ll smile all the way home!

If Steve is being a pain,
And raising Cain,
Just pin his ears to the wall.
And let him take the fall!

Train them to walk my way,
And keep it up every day,
They’ll soon be in your band,
Eating out of your hand!

This book of tricks,
You’ll learn in two ticks,
Is the bees knees,
Life will be a breeze!

Follow my recipe for class control,
At least you're not likely to see her...... are you?
And life will soon be a stroll,
What more can I say?
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